Change of plan...

OK, so I have not even looked at my blog for a very long time.  Like a lot of things, I became bored of it.  Bored of my own words mostly! 
Neither have I really picked up my camera. Shameful I know!
This is going to have to change. Now.
So, I have decided I am going make the blog more about the visuals, rather than the words. For now at least.

I am due to be out and about around London and France in the coming months, so lets see what I find on my travels.

For now... check out this great band, The Shills. Monday saw the release of  their 'Sweet Inertia E.P'.
Not only do these boys have style but they also deliver a shitload of substance!

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/sweet-inertia/id365207958

If you want to see them in the flesh (and I recommend you do) then...

http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=111067392267204&ref=ts

For you non Facebookers...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010 at 8:00pm
Camden Monarch
Chalk Farm Road, London


Come along, you would be a fool not to! A fool I tell you!

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Alice in Boredomland...?

Ok, so I actually saw Alice in Wonderland over a week ago but have only just got round to speaking of said film.  Perhaps I have been in denial!

I didn't end up watching it in 3D, although we had pre booked we couldnt get to the cinema on time. This was due to ridiculous Alice traffic (not road works!).

Anyway, I was quite pleased as I am not really a fan of 3D (call me what you like, I call it traditional!).  We made the mistake of going to a day time showing... children everywhere (the horror!) and mess! Luckily they actually shut up for the film!

To cut to the point, I was dissapointed!  I thought Alice was insipid and wet, rather like the plot if I am honest.  I know that it is Disney etc etc but I think if it had been perhaps a 12 or 15 rating then Tim could have taken it to much darker levels! 

I thought Helena B C was great as the Red Queen and I actually really enjoyed Anne Hathaway as the White Queen.  She looked amazing too!

As for my dear Johnny, well, as much as it pains me to say this, I think his character could have been a lot better!  It reminded me of when he played Willy Wonka, I just did not like it, something just wasnt there/right (delete as applicable). 

I actually found myself getting bored and when it came to the battle seen at the end with Alice wearing some hideous Armour costume (my eyes, my eyes!) it was just too blah!  The worst bit (I actaully think a little bit of vomit came into my mouth) was when the Mad Hatter did his 'Futter-wacking' dance!! It was AWFUL!! Johnny if you are reading this please do something sexy and manly, quick! For I cannot look at you like I used to...

I must say though, that parts were quite funny and I did chuckle to myself rather a lot! I loved the Cheshire Cat! And the dog!

Perhaps it is better in 3D.

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Lesbian lovin'...

I am so excited yet so frustrated!! I REALLY need to watch Lady G and the big B's video for Telephone but I am stuck at work and the computer will not let me!! ARRRRRRRRH!

Here is a pictured I found.... this only frustrates me more. From what I heard it is 'epic'! And judging from this picture, rather naughty.

I do not smoke but I am very tempted to pop to the shop and buy some fags!! Not to smoke... instead I will recreate those glasses and wear them out tomorow night!!

Apparently she does a Madonna, circa Material Girl!! HOW excited am I! Very is the answer!!

AND Tarantino's 'Pussy Wagon' features!

Ah ha! I shall watch it on my iPhone. YES!

In other news....

Ewwwwwww! So grose. Eat a Big Mac Nadine!

And finally...

What a twat!

I do not understand his problem! His wife is gorgeous!! If he was not in one of the worlds biggest pop groups she wouldn't have even looked his way!!

Apparently she has walked out on him! Ha! Serves him bloody right!

Right.. back to the dullness that is work!

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This excites me...

I love it when I stumble across something that not only inspires me but also makes me feel all happy and excited!!!

Being a massive fan of both leopard print and polka dot this truly is a delight!! I shall be rushing home into my closet and drag out all of above!!

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He ate my heart and then he ate my brain...

Here are my pictures from Lady Gaga... she was AMAZING!!!!! She sounded great, looked great and was, well, just great!!

I ended up getting rather pissed, so Bad Romance (the last song) is a distant hazy memory!!

We missed the last tube and in turn had to pay a hefty taxi fee in order to get to our hotel!  All of which is a blur.  So is the argument I caused with my boyfriend over his phone been shit (which it isn't, I was just been all high and mighty with my iphone!)! Oh dear, oh wine! Hmmm, I also have a vague memory of eating cold chicken nuggets and soggy chips in bed! Classy!!

Anyhoo....

Bum

Dildo's

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Yes, yes, yes!

Do not worry, that isn’t me having an orgasm!! Just highly praising Kelly Osbourne for her new look!!


I love it! The hair, the dress, the jacket AND her figure!!

I will be investing in lots of floral dresses this spring to wear with my biker!

I wont, however, be opting for the grey/blue rinse hair (been there, doesn't suit me!). I will be getting blonded next week though... by a trainee! I am saving over 100 quid!! Fingers crossed I do not come out a yellow head!! White, white, white!!

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Johnny be good...

Oh my! Did you see Johnny Depp and Tim Burton on Jonathan Ross this Friday gone  (iplayer it!! NOW!) ??! It was actual heaven!!! I am obsessed with Johnny and always have been!! Screw Robert Pattinson!! He has nothing on the Depp!

I am so obsessed that after watching Pirates of the Caribbean for the first time (first out of hundreds!) I actually thought I was a Pirate!! I was also secretly disapointed in any man I would meet for not being Jack Sparrow!! Ahhhh Jack!!

Quite possibly the coolest man alive (well at least in Pirate world and my head!)!!

Anyway, so back to J Ross.... it was amazingly perfect!!! I am also a HUGE fan of all things Tim Burton! The man is a genius!! 
I am ever so excited to see Alice in Wonderland and will be going this weekend!!


Watch the delightfully weird and wonderful duo for yourself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVjdgUdJODc   part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDV9jCv50sQ&feature=related  part 2

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Vogue, really?!

I am currently watching Chapter 27, story of the assassination of John Lennon, starring a fat Jared Leto as the creepy Mark David Chapman (and Lindsay Lohan). A slow starter but actually just got interesting, and therefore I shall make this a quick post! I decided to have a nosy on Facebook (as you do) whilst waiting for something to happen and came across pictures from a night that I believe is held in Leeds and Manchester called Vogue (Apparenly an industry party... pah! It seems that soap actors WAG wannabe types are the only people in attendance!). Ironic really, as this night couldn’t be any further away from being in Vogue!! I must stress the night ‘added’ me and I constantly get invites… decline, decline, decline I say! Although I am half tempted to go along one night just for the amusement!! Although I don’t think you are granted entry if you do not possess either/or an orange tan, crooked, big or just plain ugly nose and a wall of bad makeup!! Harsh but oh so true. See for yourself…

What initially caught my eye was the girl below wearing the bra top (an actual (strapless) bra so it seems)…

and I can't not mention the god awful skirt! My eyes, my eyes!! I am not even going to say a word about the other 'oufit'!

Underwear as outerwear has always been a firm favourite of mine and at the moment I am rocking it every chance I get! I will opt for a silver sequin version for Lady Gaga on Friday, the last time I feel I can get away with sequins this year (it is still snowing for Christ sake so it is most definitely still winter!). Some people however, should just not go there! It’s when trends like this come along that I am grateful for my modest C cup!

Sexy yet cool!

I must stress that I am aware of how long this has been a 'trend' but I am it's biggest fan (alonside 80's Madonna) and I do not like to see it tarnished!!

I have a lovely dusky pink, velvet bra top waiting patiently for when the sun decides to show its face! I also bought a red and white gingham one yesterday from TK Maxx, which will go lovely with a pair of high waisted, white, cut off denim shorts! Roll on summer… my wardrobe is waiting!

Anyway back to the film… oh and speaking of film, my boyfriend’s band is shooting the video for their new single as I speak (type)! How very glamorous! I on the other hand, am sat in my pyjamas and dressing gown, aching after the gym! Not so glamorous!


Bye for now!

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Aaaaaaarhh he just shot Lennon!!!

Photo shoot pics!!