They call me Mellow Yellow...

So it seems Yellow is to have it's moment this S/S! At first I shuddered, the immediate thought of trying to stylishly clash Yellow with my Blonde hair made me want to run for cover (into the safety of my Black Bodycon!!).
I then remembered I had purchased a lovely (more of a pastel) Yellow Tshirt from a pop up vintage shop just down the road (Imagine my joy as my boyfriend arrived back from the shop, not only with breakfast but with the news of a vintage shop 200 meters from my flat!!), so after said breakfast I popped down. Not only did I buy the tee but also a beautiful Polka dot umbrella! It hasn't rained since I bought it! Typical!!

I then remembered I already owned a Yellow and Black Polka dot tee, which I bought in a Leeds vintage shop the other year! I think I will wear this with skin tight, high waisted, dark blue jeans tomorrow night! With heels! I have made it my new years resolution to wear more heels! And more Lipstick (as opposed to just heavy black eye make up and DM's!)!

I REALLY love this cute, 60's-esque yet very modern mini!! Its by Holly Fulton and is apparently inspired by the Manhattan Skyline... ahhh, I love it even more!

Unfortunately I am not yet rich and cannot therefore purchase such a beautiful dress!! However, I will be purchasing a pair of Yellow Wayfarers!! Hopefully these beauties...

But if my purse will not stretch that far I shall just head down to Primark as they will no doubt have copies for 2 quid!! Oooh, I am very excited at the prospect of sunglasses shopping!!

Please note, I will not be wearing all of these at once!! Looking like a big banana is neither sexy nor cool!! Nor is this look below!! Wear Yellow with caution!! You've been warned...

Teaches of Peaches...

I was watching Loose Women yesterday (I am currently out of work, until Monday when I start yet another temp job whilst waiting to become rich/famous/both), Peaches Geldolf was one of their guests. I cant decide what I think of her, she acts like a stuck up dick yet I am still slightly fascinated by her (or maybe I just really want her life! Minus the overdoses and failed marriage!).

I watched a very interesting documentary, if you can call it that, where Ferne Cotton (who I actually really like!) met her in NYC. Peaches was just intentionally awkward and even admitted she likes awkwardness... hmm, attention seeker perhaps?!

Anyway this post is not to tell you what you already know but to share with you how much I loved her look! Her hair was long, flowing and Strawberry Blonde and accessorised with a bright Red headband with a bow (Bowband?) and matching lipstick!! It looked great against her pale skin!! This look clearly stuck with me as last night I actually dreamt about her wearing the exact same look!! Weird! I should also mention that in my dream she flirted with my boyfriend when I was sat right there! How rude!! I woke up this morning pissed off with my man! Ha!

I cannot find a picture of said look unfortunately! :( So here is one of her sporting a Slutty/Grungey look that I actually really like!!

Anyway, I have decided I want to dye my Blonde hair Strawberry Blonde / Orangey Red?! But I dare not as I cannot afford to go back blonde when I get bored (probably a day after knowing me!). So instead I am going to dye part of my fringe or something with a semi perm dye!

I shall let you know how that goes!!

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The perfect excuse...

I found a very interesting article yesterday, followed by another one today... Apparently pretty women 'anger more easily'!! I found this information very useful as I often find myself unable to control my anger and now have the perfect excuse!! Ha!! Its not just me... I have friends who are very pretty who also have a short temper!! NB I am not saying I find myself 'very pretty', just that I can use this evidence in my favour!! Read the article for yourself...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8464990.stm

I then came across this article, courtesy of Grazia, that states that Blonde's are more aggressive than Brunettes and Red heads!! Although aren't Red heads supposed to be all fiery etc!?

Here is the link...

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/talkingpoints/archive/2010/01/21/blondes-scientifically-proven-to-be-trouble.htm

So all in all, Pretty Blonde's are getting a bit of hammering (or not, if aggression and anger are to be considered an attractive quality?! Hmm, perhaps not to the poor man on the receiving end because lets face it, it is the boyfriends who suffer the most!). On the other hand, the people making these scientific discoveries could be fat, ugly, balding women!!! Harsh but perhaps true?!

I wonder what Debbie Harry would make of all this...

Bonsoir!!

I am back! After minimal blog activity due to me celebrating my 26th birthday!! I feel I should be mature and sophisticated now, I did try this out on Friday eve... Accompanied by my (lovely/poor) boyfriend, I went to the theatre to see an English woman sing french songs whilst an English man played piano!! It was nice (nice is as good as it gets!) but about 10 minutes in I started to get fidgety and bored! As soon as it finished we rushed to the nearest bar and proceeded to get pissed!! Followed by Champagne, mmmm Champagne!! I then ate a whole Sea bass! It scared me slightly when it arrived as I was not expecting to have to look into its eyes whilst I devoured it's tasty meat!!

Anyway, back to the sophistication I should be exuding... it disappeared after half a bottle of Champers and is yet to return!!

Right, I am now going to read the latest Elle that I bought today, watch Coco before Chanel and enjoy a cold glass of vino (I am not working this week so I am allowed!) !

Tally ho!!

Oh and P.S... I dropped my IPhone in the gym today and the screen has completely smashed!! Serves me right for emailing whilst working out!!!

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Ugg Boots and Jimmy Choo to collaborate!!?

I read about this disturbing news in the Guardian... now I am not a massive Jimmy Choo fan (give me a edgy ankle boot any day!!) but the Ugg boot just makes me want to vomit (especially when teamed with Sweatpants... you know who you are!)!! Surely this must be fashion suicide for the Choo?!!



'Ugg Boots and Jimmy Choos: not an obvious pairing. Photograph: Rex Features/ Sarah Lee Fashion Statement is still scratching its head at the puzzling news that Ugg - purveyors of furry boots to the masses - is teaming up with Jimmy Choo - purveyors of slinky heels to the, well, moneyed few. We've never been fans of the Yeti-footed look, and we really can't imagine how Ugg could possibly be happy bedfellows with a brand not known for its love of the flat sole. Furry kitten heels? Quilted stilettos? Only time will tell. Apparently there will be five styles in multiple colours starting from a startling £495, but Fashion Statement for one doesn't plan to set its alarm clock early on launch day.'

Bonjour and Welcome...

Bonjour Mes Amis!! Welcome to my blog that will be predominantly Fashion orientated but with other relevant bits and pieces thrown in (i.e. photography, music, art etc etc)!!
It has taken me a while to get this blog up and running, as I have been battling with the idea that blogs are often nothing but self indulgent, pretentious waffle! However, I have now come to the conclusion that, well, a little pretence never harmed anybody!! Plus I was encouraged by my friend who has a great and unpretentious blog... i will provide a link to it later, which gave me hope!!


Anyway here I go... indulging in the fantasy that people will actually give a fuck about my life/blog/blah blah!! Enjoy!

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